Im fed up with politcal correctness! Ever wonder what political correctness does to our kids? Heres your chance to find out...easily offended leave you shit at the door!
Today Santa Clause came to school to take pictures with my students. So they were all extremly excited and preoccupied with DA MAN! Anway, picture it: the trouble maker, never listens, always tattles JUST to get someone else in trouble for a change, musters up in the MOST whiny, annoying "tattle-tale" voice you could EVER imagine,
"Ms. Franklin, Cassie said Santa is FAT!"
To conclude his statement, he looked at me with that look. You know the one. The one that says, "Go get her! FUSS HER GOOD"
I simply looked at him and said sternly,
"Santa IS fat."
Then we all had a good chuckle...see they can handle things just fine. :)
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Hehehehe...oh, children are silly bitches.
I believe he/she said "Ms. Franklin".....LOL I know you hate when I do that, and I cant help it, blame the catholic schools.
LOL you're right my dearest editor...lets just say for shits and giggles that I was channeling my inner gay man when I typed that :)
did you get to sit on his lap and get a special suprise?? *wink wink*
Leave it to this one ^^^^ to sexualize SANTA LOL
love you dear MWAH
good job Mr. Franklin. I love you.
It always amazes me the things that come out of a kids mouth. There always so honest and sometimes I love that about them!
And Santa IS fat. LOL!
I love you to dearest Gabe. :)
ANd he IS fat...I told him to get over it! LOL
its all the mince pies he eats!! Anyone would get fat if they ate food from every single persons house he visits each xmas.
mince pies?? explain dear.
we just leave cookies :)
English people are so funny!! Who in the hell would leave mince meat pie? Does the English santa look diffent then ours? Do black people think santa is black? I think mince is like a pecan type thing...
Santa like his snacks neat and portable, He's on the go, he definatly doesnt have time to sit around eating a slice of pie off a plate, and washing it down with a nice cup of tea. *Santa sitting in a chair with his legs crossed, eating pie and sipping tea from fine china with his pinky extended*
OMG!! Liam, does Santa have a british accent??
Oooooh u know how i feel bout that jolly bastard
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