SADLY FUNNY

DEAR GOD!! Someone muzzle this woman!! Could she dig her own damn grave any deeper!!



UPDATES: Anna Nicole's body will be buried next to her son, Daniel. It's as it should be. I hope the poor woman can find some peace now. The media needs to move on to other stories. Oh, I don't know, the IRAQ WAR perhaps? Hmmmm...

ALMOST CANDID

MARDI GRAS 2007 in Pictures

Hope you enjoy...sorry Ive been MIA but ive been oober busy. Toodles. :)

LIVING DEAD

So poor ANNA NICOLE died this week. :( Such a sad and tragic life. I hope she finds peace with Daniel.







With that said, did anyone see Chyna Doll on Larry King?? Oh dear! What can I say? She is a fucking MESS!! What was she talking about? Did anyone understand anything she said? Did she answer any of Larry's questions? OK class, listen carefully...this is your star falling when you do live interviews ON CRACK!!
Was NO ONE there to STOP her from going on? Her manager? Her publicist? Her stylist? Larry's People?

Here's a clip. Its not the best cause you have to be patient and get thru a few things but there she is in all her FUCKED-UP GLORY!!

And the best part was not on the clip when she responded to that woman's allegations that ANNA was afraid of Chyna and called her a stalker. LOL OOOOO It got real good then!! When Chyna attempted to form a sentence to retaliate, she asked who that woman was and why was she there saying those things. Larry responded, "Shes someone with credentials!" LMAO!!!

REAL FANTASY

Ive got a SERIOUS dilemma on my hands!! HELP!!

What should I dress as for MARDI GRAS DAY on Bourbon Street?? I'm going with Guy and we want to coordinate...HELP!! Suggestions?? The only socially relevant/newsworthy things I can think of are the diaper wearing astronaut and Saddam's death. Well we ain't walking around all day as dead Saddam's...and Guy don't like the diaper bit...so I'm lost!! EEKKS!!

Thoughts?? I wanna look HOTT, SEXY, and I want to be NOTICED!!

INSIDE OUT

So I had this offer tonight from my dear friend GUY. He says to me, "Did you get my drunk bulletin on myspace?" I said, "yes! and i laughed my butt off, and you OUTED ME!!" He told me that if I posted it on my blog, he would answer my calls. HA! Like I believe that! BUT its worth a try...AND I confess I love the fucker no matter how frustrating he can be at times...so be nice guys, but only if you want to :P

1. What is your favorite beer?not much on beer, but if i am forced (like when I unknowingly go to a "bar" that only serves beer and wine) i will usually nurse on a Red Stripe

2. What is your favorite mixed drink?Old Fashioned with Makers

3. What is your favorite shot?not a shooter, but if i am forced (which seems to happen a lot) it must be something light and somewhat fruity

4. What will you NOT drink?I refuse to drink cheap liquor---(i.e. Old Crow bourbon, Dobra vodka...oh god, i am gagging as i type this...it is horrible to drink such crap, and it is ALWAYS a guaranteed hang-fucking-over

5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?HA! i think my mother used to put it in my baby bottle if that tells you anything

6. do you like the drinks with the little umbreLLA?sure

7. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?not a rum fan

8. Do you like frozen drinks?if it is really hot outside, and there is no bourbon available OR YOURE WITH ME AND IN MY CAR...DRIVE THRU ANYONE?

9. Do you drink liquor straight?not usually THATS CAUSE YOURE A HOMO! :P

10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?Once...I gulped a bottle of wine and passed out, i woke up an hour later between two bushes, and i had the most hideous mulch imprint on the right side of my face....oh it was dreadful I REMEMBER THIS STORY. YOU FUNERAL HOME PEOPLE ARE ALL WACKED!

11. Have you ever drank a jager bomb?yes, and i will never do it again. i think that was the same night i played "Do you really want to hurt me" on the jukebox in a really really really really redneck bar

12. Are you drunk right now?I am on my 3rd bourbon and coke....hey it is friday, and its 8pm

13. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day?totally

14. Do you drink a lot of wine?I have an odd relationship with wine. it comes and goes.

15. When's the last time you drank?prior to tonight...last night

16. What are your 3 favorite drinks?1.Old Fashioned2.Bourbon and Coke 3.Manhattan of course all are made with Makers

17. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?Oh yes...and I HATE vomiting...it is worse than death, and it is horribly embarrassing especially while you are on the dance floor THIS BOY HAS THE WEIRDEST VOMITING HABITS!! JEEZ!! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO VOMIT??

19. Ever done a Keg Stand?no

20. Name someone that will repost this?Cheers to April for the original post....um....i really cant think of any other drunks.

21. Ever been streaking while drinking?no

22. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?yes...and it was with a "boyfriend" who turned out to be homeless.....oh it is a really long story HAHA TREVOR!!! a tent...behind Best Buy...WOOTS!!

23. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?no

24. Ever hooked up w/more than 1 person in a night because of alcohol?No

25. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?" and meant it?Yes....the lovely City of New Orleans did a nice tow job on my machine EVER GET ARRESTED AND HAVE YOUR CAR LEFT IN THE GHETTO WHILE YOUR CRAZY BOYFRIEND YELLED AT ME TO GO PICK HIS STRANDED ASS UP?hmmmm....

26. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkenness?I have lead the blind through dark hallways, seedy nightclubs, and steep stairwells...the very very very drunk blind...

27.Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friend’s puke?no, but i once puked all over one of my business suits....the dry cleaning lady didn't like me much that day BUT YOU DID USE MY SHIRT TO CLEAN UP YOUR OWN PUKE!!!

28. Puked in a friends car?once, but it was due to a friends rancid fart (thanks Melissa)
I STILL CONTEND THAT YOU OVER EXAGGERATED AND MADE YOURSELF VOMIT!

29. Puked in a friend's house?of course....i always mark my territory

30. Ever drank more beers than years you were old in one outing?no, but i think i have with bourbon and coke

I LOVE YOU TO PIECES GUY!!!