Head Fuck

Cant. Get. It. Out. Of. My. Head.

OHHH MYYYY GOOOOOD

LOVE IT!!! I guess Im slowly climbing out of blogger obscurity. Just took an oober sexy video to do it. WOOTS!

SECRET RUMOR

I not-so-secretly wish this was my postsecret.

GRAPHIC LANGUAGE

LADIES AND GENTS,

This message was left on my myspace magnet panel. Can I just say

I LAUGHED MY GAY LOVING ASS OFF!!!!

Do I really create such panic in the minds of in-bred freaks that

they feel the need to bash me when they don't even know me?

Apparently! *giggles*

The only response I have to Ms. Toronto is

MARRIAGE IS NOT MANDATORY!

Oh and...

GAY MEN DON'T SMELL NASTY!!

FRESH FRUIT

UPDATE: 8:58 WEDNESDAY

We are going home on Saturday. Seems like a lifetime away.

And because we need to laugh our way thru the tears...

Tonight at dinner, my nephew ate a huge bowl of fruit, as he ALWAYS does.

I was so amazed at how much fruit I had seen him eat while evacuated that I commented, "YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO A FRUIT!" My brother didnt miss a beat when he replied, "If ANYONE would know THAT, it would be YOU!"

GOD AWEFUL

UPDATE: 2:07pm Sunday

Cell Phone lines are jammed. I cant even check my voicemail.

Marianne is a Po-Dunk town filled with people

who look like they just left church.

YIKES!

WEATHER FORECASTER

I'm safe in Marianna, Florida.

Thats all that really matters.

I'll be in touch.

From Me To You

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent

about things that matter."

~Martin Luther King Jr.

You matter. I matter. We matter.