Wednesday, January 31, 2007

HAPPY DEMISE

I just have to get something off my chest! I FUCKING HATE MARY POPPINS!! Let me tell you something BITCH! The sun does NOT always shine! You don't need to SMILE every second of the damn day! You don't have to ask me how I'm doing every morning, heck, you don't even have to tell me "Good morning" every day! Wanna know whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Cause you make me SICK!! The tone of your voice grates on my nerves...OOOO here comes Mary Poppins..."Good morning Ms. Franklin! How you doing this morning?" *with the SMIIIIIIIIIIIILE out to ------------------------------------------------HERE!*

You annoy me!!! Stay away from me!!! Its not possible to ALWAYS be in a good fucking mood!!!

And make note of this...DO NOT PRESUME THAT I DON'T MIND doing you those favors!! BECAUSE I DO!! I really wanna wipe that smile clear off of your face...smudge your make-up, and muss your hair!! GRRRR....

13 comments:

Rachel said...

OK I am guessing you have nicknamed a fellow co-worker Mary Poppins....and she is um, perky!!! I hate morning people!!!

sydney said...

Now, now. Remember, "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down..."

Of course, once you're done you can take the spoon and shove it down Mary's throat.

That's my little ray of sunshine for the day.

Anonymous said...

Woah easy now Tigeress! I love people like that whenever im in a bad mood and they are all happy cheery it perks me up big time. Ill take her off your hands and be her friend and me and Mary can skip through the fields singing supercalafraglisticexpealadocious!
I may have spelt that completely wrong!

Shelly said...

Yup, yup. When I was amongst the mouthbreathers at the factory, there were people who would always say "smile, it cant be that bad!"
I HATED THAT! Toward the end of my employment I just let loose a few times, and said, "Fuck off!"
I also broke every rule I could, I wore my non-saftey classes, I smoked in the warehouse, I walked through the Salary peoples cubical section. HA! Yeah, I was hell on wheels those last few months!

Uree said...

EXACTAMUNDO!! Mary fucking SUNSHINE Poppins is working right next door to me...and guess what lady?? When Im as sick as I am right now, YES I DO MIND taking your afternoon bus duty!!! GRRRRR..........

SHe has this way about her...its kinda like passive agressive control freak with a smile. Im done with it...shes gonna get it next time she pulls a stunt like that! :) See and Im gonna do it with a SMILE! :)

Anonymous said...

Shes on drugs!

Rachel said...

I hope you feel better soon!!!

:o(

Navy Joker said...

(read next sentence in a sing song kind of way)

I think some folks here need some ANGER MANAGEMENT training...

Anonymous said...

its kinda like passive agressive control freak with a smile

yeahhhhh, i can't stand those...

Anonymous said...

OH! It's a co-worker! Did you hear that sound? It was Julie Andrews breathing a sigh of relief that UREE wasn't coming to kick her ass!!!

Shelly said...

JOKER!!
I see you've been cheating on me.... And with the Anti-Poppins yet!

Navy Joker said...

Shelly,
Yes, have been cheating! I secretly read "I Am An Oxi-Moron"... sometimes in a seedy hotel room, late at night. She also constantly sends me text msgs and pictures of nude animals frolicking in green fields. Love that girl!

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