Allow me to introduce myself; I am an oxi-moron. OXI because I prefer an i over a y anyday. Why? Because I think a letter should either be a vowel or a consonant...not both! And MORON because I have no issue admitting that I am a freak more times than not.
As my picture indicates I'm slightly HULKISH. In the contradictary sense of the word...of course! David Banner had a beast hidden within him...as do I. "Dont make me angry Mr. McGee. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!" Yet he strove to help people and to make a difference...as do I.
According to Wikipedia, "Oxymorons are a proper subset of the expressions called contradictions in terms. What distinguishes oxymora from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept, such as "cruel to be kind."
Expect:
- The truly random thoughts that plague my mind
- Moronic things, ideas, or rants
- Contradictions in any way, shape, or form
- My obsessive tendencies
Hopefully you will be entertained and keep coming back for more...and more.
14 comments:
DUDE!!! I too am an Oxi-Moron.
This was awesome!!!
Wow even thought it was short you still managed to confuse the hell out of me and frazzle my lil brain with all those big grown up words :P
testing...see told ya I was a moron!
and we love this moron :P
i'm looking forward to it, my dear...
Its about goddamn time!!!
Let it out girl... let it all out.
i am just a moron, plain and simple!
Well its about dam time girl! i always love reading what you have to say!
I look forward to coming here and posting!
Cool effects on the pic as well! I see your becoming quite the computer whiz huh?!
-sKILLz-
Blog board Hell! I am still waiting for your book, dammit!
Just kidding! Looking forward to all the insanity and insight that this blog has to offer. Blog on girlie! Whoo Hooo!
thanks for showing some love everybody...im excited!!
Sorry I am a bit late!!! Love the pic dear!!! You are awesome. I love reading your stuff! <3
better lat than never dear :)
Well as i explained to you earlier, this would make everyone an Oxi-moron, everyone is a contradiction.
my Boyfriend acts stupid but is very intelligent.
I am both loving and cruel.
people that say "im an open book" or say "what you see is what you get" have secrets, everyone has secrets.
its all about needs and wants. they change over time just as beliefs do.
Welcome to the world of ...
OXI - MORONS
very well put kitten...and i agree with you 100%
MWAH!
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