FRIENDLY FIRE

GUY!! This one's for YOU!!!

Youre lucky I still have a sense of humor Bish!!

SILENT SCREAM

WALLED IN

by:Uree

Behind these walls

Behind those walls

Behind all walls

One lives

Behind the wall

One laughs, one cries

One loves, one hates

One dreams, one prays

Behind the wall

Behind the wall

Everyone is the same

In what one does

Behind the wall

Behind the wall

No one recognizes

Their commonalities

With everyone else

Behind the wall

Behind the wall

Everyone thinks life is better

Behind that wall

Than it is

Behind this wall

Yet

Life is never perfect

Behind any wall!

TRAUMATIC BONDING

YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS TO BELIEVE IT!!!

Alec Baldwin. I'm at a loss for words. All I can say is...I cant believe I ever liked the Baldwins! They have turned out to be the biggest joke and the hugest embarrassments in celebrityville. Stephen is a gay-hating holy rolla. Billy is still slimy. Daniel is...well Daniel never really mattered anyway right? And now Alec...the one that was suppose to be sort of patriarchal shows his true colors with his daughter. YIKES! I'm so glad I had normal parents.

THUNDEROUS SILENCE

So Ive been so neglectful of my blog lately. All I can say is sorry for my loyal readers and to my not so loyal fans...I never really left. :)
Ill try to post a few things this weekend cause I have some things to say...and I have nothing else to do. WOOTS!!
So lets start the weekend rolling with a Moron Of The Day Award. Thanks Rhonda for this and the next few truly amazing morons!

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

MEAN SMILE

We just had the time of our lives and now this...I guess I should take comfort in your consistancy...

SAFE SEX

QUIPS FROM TROY

"I bet if she took her teeth out, she'd give good head."

AWFULLY GOOD

On to other news...I'm really excited about the new book by James St. James coming out next month. Its titled Freakshow and I am sure it is brilliant before I even crack it open. I love anything this man writes. So the long wait is almost over...preorder your copy here.