STRAIGHT HOOK

QUIPS FROM TROY

"I could use these as cock rings...if my dick was smaller."

SAFE SEX

QUIPS FROM TROY

"I bet if she took her teeth out, she'd give good head."

DINING PLEASURE

Normally speaking, I HATE people with attitudes. But sometimes, the planets and stars are aligned perfectly and the circumstances are JUST RIGHT and some attitudinal fag finds his way into your life and PERFECTION happens. Such is the case of my outing at a GREAT hole-in-the-wall on Bourbon St. called Clover Grill. First of all, I cannot say enough about this restaurant. This tiny restaurant which could fit in my bedroom, is located in the fruit loop of the French Quarter. The music blares like its a dance club no matter what time of day or night. Patrons and staff cannot help but dance while sitting or standing. Hungry? The burgers are to die for...grilled scrumptiously under an American made HUB-CAP. Don't like to wait for service? Read the menu...its a ball of laughs!! My favorite part is under the "Weenie" section. And of course this place staffs the best in ATTITUDES for dealing with the drunks that trickle in at all hours of the day and night.

That's Clover Grill!

Here's my story!

I was sitting at one of the 5 tables in the joint with my friend Troy and another friend whom I had just met. We were grooving to the music and dancing in our chairs. A Britney *coughs* Hooch *coughs* Spears song had just ended, offering a moment of quiet, right as our waiter had placed a nice cold glass of water in front of Troy who simultaneously announced, "The only difference between Britney Spears and the Scissor Sisters is that the Scissor Sisters SUCK!" I could feel the mood in the table's aura immediately shift. Our waiter stopped dead in his tracks. He looked at Troy with that "OH NO YOU DID NOT!" face, grabbed his fresh glass of water, THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE, and LEFT our table! LMAO!! Troy was left with his jaw hanging, and I couldn't stop laughing!!! If ever there could be an example of perfect timing...this was it! Eventually he made his way back with another glass of water for Troy but grimly announced that Troy would be getting the check! WOOTS!!

STUPID GENIUS

Quips From Troy

"I'm fucking hott when I'm naked...SHIT, I TURN MYSELF ON!"

STUPID GENIUS

QUIPS FROM TROY

"I'm talking in circles, but you're hearing squares."

STUPID GENIUS

Anyone who really knows me, has heard me speak of my dear friend Troy. I treasure him for sooooo many reasons that I cannot even begin to count them. But most of all I love him for what I like to call

QUIPS FROM TROY

"Its not easy being smart and cute at the same time!"

more QUIPS to come...