FRIENDLY FIRE

GUY!! This one's for YOU!!!

Youre lucky I still have a sense of humor Bish!!

LONG and SHORT of it

So I havent completely landed from planet Scissor Sisters yet. I admit it, it takes me a few weeks. I even had my ceremonial car accident. It wouldnt be a well rounded Sisters experience without a kink in my travels to or from work...it just has to be that way. So I have commenced searching for my new friends that I met along the way. So far I have been successful in finding quite a few of them. Myspace...what a glorious thing. I am currently determined to find Jason and Brandon from the Dallas and Huston shows. I have actually begun searching 2500 pages worth of friends on the Scissor Sisters myspace friends list. I KNOW they are on there somewhere...I WILL find them. I am currently on page 100 and guess who I found hovering around page 97. That top hat mother fucker that Jason and Brandon almost killed. LOL SO I have him saved to my favorites to share the bliss with them when I find them. The kicker is that the asshole blogged about the concert and about the near fight. Only his account is REALLY skewed from what I witnessed. Since Im not a "classic" shit-stirrer Ill say my piece here rather than there.

Dear Mr. Top Hat man,

You are not fabulous...you are a CUNT! You did not just step in front of people shortly before the show began...you HOVERED over a girl that was front row and insisted to her that you were NOT bothering her. It was an obvious ploy that you hoped would make her move. When you were confronted by the "nelly faggots" you did NOT stand your ground! After much bickering, you conceded and retreated to 3rd maybe 4th row. So dont glamorize your strong-hold on concert etiquette. And just for my own personal satisfaction...since you explained how much you hate "those faggots," let me describe to you the faggots that I hate. I hate faggots that hide behind an image. I hate faggots that think that make-up is all they need to be fabulous. I hate faggots that talk about the faggots they hate. And mainly I hate faggots that need to tell other faggots how fabulous they are...because if you were REALLY fabulous, words wouldnt be needed! So a word of advice...the next time you want to be front row, or second row at a concert...put the fucking time in bitch...stand in line for 5 hours like the real fans!!

Yours Truly,
Ms. Front Row At 6 Concerts

So here's a few more concert shots for you guys...Im so bored. I keep wanting to go to a show!

ALMOST CANDID

MARDI GRAS 2007 in Pictures

Hope you enjoy...sorry Ive been MIA but ive been oober busy. Toodles. :)

INSIDE OUT

So I had this offer tonight from my dear friend GUY. He says to me, "Did you get my drunk bulletin on myspace?" I said, "yes! and i laughed my butt off, and you OUTED ME!!" He told me that if I posted it on my blog, he would answer my calls. HA! Like I believe that! BUT its worth a try...AND I confess I love the fucker no matter how frustrating he can be at times...so be nice guys, but only if you want to :P

1. What is your favorite beer?not much on beer, but if i am forced (like when I unknowingly go to a "bar" that only serves beer and wine) i will usually nurse on a Red Stripe

2. What is your favorite mixed drink?Old Fashioned with Makers

3. What is your favorite shot?not a shooter, but if i am forced (which seems to happen a lot) it must be something light and somewhat fruity

4. What will you NOT drink?I refuse to drink cheap liquor---(i.e. Old Crow bourbon, Dobra vodka...oh god, i am gagging as i type this...it is horrible to drink such crap, and it is ALWAYS a guaranteed hang-fucking-over

5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?HA! i think my mother used to put it in my baby bottle if that tells you anything

6. do you like the drinks with the little umbreLLA?sure

7. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?not a rum fan

8. Do you like frozen drinks?if it is really hot outside, and there is no bourbon available OR YOURE WITH ME AND IN MY CAR...DRIVE THRU ANYONE?

9. Do you drink liquor straight?not usually THATS CAUSE YOURE A HOMO! :P

10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?Once...I gulped a bottle of wine and passed out, i woke up an hour later between two bushes, and i had the most hideous mulch imprint on the right side of my face....oh it was dreadful I REMEMBER THIS STORY. YOU FUNERAL HOME PEOPLE ARE ALL WACKED!

11. Have you ever drank a jager bomb?yes, and i will never do it again. i think that was the same night i played "Do you really want to hurt me" on the jukebox in a really really really really redneck bar

12. Are you drunk right now?I am on my 3rd bourbon and coke....hey it is friday, and its 8pm

13. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day?totally

14. Do you drink a lot of wine?I have an odd relationship with wine. it comes and goes.

15. When's the last time you drank?prior to tonight...last night

16. What are your 3 favorite drinks?1.Old Fashioned2.Bourbon and Coke 3.Manhattan of course all are made with Makers

17. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?Oh yes...and I HATE vomiting...it is worse than death, and it is horribly embarrassing especially while you are on the dance floor THIS BOY HAS THE WEIRDEST VOMITING HABITS!! JEEZ!! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO VOMIT??

19. Ever done a Keg Stand?no

20. Name someone that will repost this?Cheers to April for the original post....um....i really cant think of any other drunks.

21. Ever been streaking while drinking?no

22. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?yes...and it was with a "boyfriend" who turned out to be homeless.....oh it is a really long story HAHA TREVOR!!! a tent...behind Best Buy...WOOTS!!

23. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?no

24. Ever hooked up w/more than 1 person in a night because of alcohol?No

25. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?" and meant it?Yes....the lovely City of New Orleans did a nice tow job on my machine EVER GET ARRESTED AND HAVE YOUR CAR LEFT IN THE GHETTO WHILE YOUR CRAZY BOYFRIEND YELLED AT ME TO GO PICK HIS STRANDED ASS UP?hmmmm....

26. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkenness?I have lead the blind through dark hallways, seedy nightclubs, and steep stairwells...the very very very drunk blind...

27.Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friend’s puke?no, but i once puked all over one of my business suits....the dry cleaning lady didn't like me much that day BUT YOU DID USE MY SHIRT TO CLEAN UP YOUR OWN PUKE!!!

28. Puked in a friends car?once, but it was due to a friends rancid fart (thanks Melissa)
I STILL CONTEND THAT YOU OVER EXAGGERATED AND MADE YOURSELF VOMIT!

29. Puked in a friend's house?of course....i always mark my territory

30. Ever drank more beers than years you were old in one outing?no, but i think i have with bourbon and coke

I LOVE YOU TO PIECES GUY!!!

WORKING HOBBY

I am so sad to have to bid a fond farewell to one of my favorite blogs ACooperVision.

My sweet Sista Friend, compadre in stalking all things sexy, Rachel, has decided to end her hilarious blog due to time constraints. I totally understand where she's coming from. However, if I may be selfish for one second...I won't find that daily does of WIT and CHARM about Anderson Cooper anywhere else. I will really miss checking in with her everyday...I guess we still have Myspace. Good Luck Rachel! And I'll see you in March! Feather Boas in hand!! WOOTS!!!

FOREIGN NATIONAL

This evening I was pleasantly surprised by a phone call from abroad. I love picking up the phone and hearing THAT accent!! That wonderfully beautiful and juicy ACCENT!! You know the one...that accent that would make listening to the phone book being read a SEXY THING! Allow me to introduce you, my loyal readers to some of my favorite BRITS on the planet...as the voices emerged. :P

First up was Liam, aka Dirrtyboy. I cannot convey to anyone how much I ADORE this sweetheart! He is truly delightful in every way. He always knows how to make me laugh either with his wit or his own clumsiness. I thought I was the laziest person ever until I met him. LOL But don't hate me for saying that dear...just means we could laze together on a rainy Sunday afternoon. He has worked very hard to teach me British slang, by
which I am completely intrigued. Love you dear...BIGG HUGGZ!

Next was Matthew, aka Pilgrim. Pilgrim is such a DOLL!!
He is a gorgeous specimen of the human race...a body to die for!

He has a heart of gold...and he knows how to treat his lady...which is SOOO SEXY!!! And he produces beautiful babies!! What more could a girl ask for in a guy?? OO a killer sense of humor and he loves the way I say "OH MY GAWD!" lol

Then I was pleased to get to chat with Sara, Pilgrims lovely
girlfriend. She and I share a similar mentality because we have both chosen a career in education. I wish you the best girl...as I choose to depart the classroom. You guys are just so cute together too...loverly people and a special couple. Huggz to both of you! :)

And although they I didn't get to speak to these 2 tonight, I cannot mention my dear friends across the pond without giving a shout-out to 2 more very important British creations.

Jay, the passionate thinker, is Liam's boyfriend and my oober friend. :) He is insightful, and somehow deeply connected to the hidden aspects of human relations. AND, he knows how to work a camera!!! WOOTS!! Just call him Brian Kinney...but not to his face! LOL I adore him!!

And listed last but by NO MEANS LEAST...Dan, aka DRAMA, is too special for me to attempt to put into words. We share an indescribable bond that cannot be broken. And that's not just because we are cyber-spouses. :) I like to describe my honey as a thuggish punk with a heart of gold. And LOOK--------------->

He's wearing the Mardi Gras beads I sent to him last year. :) I love you sweetie...BIGG TIGHT HUGGZ!!

I LOVE THE LOT OF YOU!!!