INSIDE OUT

So I had this offer tonight from my dear friend GUY. He says to me, "Did you get my drunk bulletin on myspace?" I said, "yes! and i laughed my butt off, and you OUTED ME!!" He told me that if I posted it on my blog, he would answer my calls. HA! Like I believe that! BUT its worth a try...AND I confess I love the fucker no matter how frustrating he can be at times...so be nice guys, but only if you want to :P

1. What is your favorite beer?not much on beer, but if i am forced (like when I unknowingly go to a "bar" that only serves beer and wine) i will usually nurse on a Red Stripe

2. What is your favorite mixed drink?Old Fashioned with Makers

3. What is your favorite shot?not a shooter, but if i am forced (which seems to happen a lot) it must be something light and somewhat fruity

4. What will you NOT drink?I refuse to drink cheap liquor---(i.e. Old Crow bourbon, Dobra vodka...oh god, i am gagging as i type this...it is horrible to drink such crap, and it is ALWAYS a guaranteed hang-fucking-over

5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?HA! i think my mother used to put it in my baby bottle if that tells you anything

6. do you like the drinks with the little umbreLLA?sure

7. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?not a rum fan

8. Do you like frozen drinks?if it is really hot outside, and there is no bourbon available OR YOURE WITH ME AND IN MY CAR...DRIVE THRU ANYONE?

9. Do you drink liquor straight?not usually THATS CAUSE YOURE A HOMO! :P

10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?Once...I gulped a bottle of wine and passed out, i woke up an hour later between two bushes, and i had the most hideous mulch imprint on the right side of my face....oh it was dreadful I REMEMBER THIS STORY. YOU FUNERAL HOME PEOPLE ARE ALL WACKED!

11. Have you ever drank a jager bomb?yes, and i will never do it again. i think that was the same night i played "Do you really want to hurt me" on the jukebox in a really really really really redneck bar

12. Are you drunk right now?I am on my 3rd bourbon and coke....hey it is friday, and its 8pm

13. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day?totally

14. Do you drink a lot of wine?I have an odd relationship with wine. it comes and goes.

15. When's the last time you drank?prior to tonight...last night

16. What are your 3 favorite drinks?1.Old Fashioned2.Bourbon and Coke 3.Manhattan of course all are made with Makers

17. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?Oh yes...and I HATE vomiting...it is worse than death, and it is horribly embarrassing especially while you are on the dance floor THIS BOY HAS THE WEIRDEST VOMITING HABITS!! JEEZ!! WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO VOMIT??

19. Ever done a Keg Stand?no

20. Name someone that will repost this?Cheers to April for the original post....um....i really cant think of any other drunks.

21. Ever been streaking while drinking?no

22. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?yes...and it was with a "boyfriend" who turned out to be homeless.....oh it is a really long story HAHA TREVOR!!! a tent...behind Best Buy...WOOTS!!

23. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?no

24. Ever hooked up w/more than 1 person in a night because of alcohol?No

25. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?" and meant it?Yes....the lovely City of New Orleans did a nice tow job on my machine EVER GET ARRESTED AND HAVE YOUR CAR LEFT IN THE GHETTO WHILE YOUR CRAZY BOYFRIEND YELLED AT ME TO GO PICK HIS STRANDED ASS UP?hmmmm....

26. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkenness?I have lead the blind through dark hallways, seedy nightclubs, and steep stairwells...the very very very drunk blind...

27.Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friend’s puke?no, but i once puked all over one of my business suits....the dry cleaning lady didn't like me much that day BUT YOU DID USE MY SHIRT TO CLEAN UP YOUR OWN PUKE!!!

28. Puked in a friends car?once, but it was due to a friends rancid fart (thanks Melissa)
I STILL CONTEND THAT YOU OVER EXAGGERATED AND MADE YOURSELF VOMIT!

29. Puked in a friend's house?of course....i always mark my territory

30. Ever drank more beers than years you were old in one outing?no, but i think i have with bourbon and coke

I LOVE YOU TO PIECES GUY!!!