Thursday, February 8, 2007

REAL FANTASY

Ive got a SERIOUS dilemma on my hands!! HELP!!

What should I dress as for MARDI GRAS DAY on Bourbon Street?? I'm going with Guy and we want to coordinate...HELP!! Suggestions?? The only socially relevant/newsworthy things I can think of are the diaper wearing astronaut and Saddam's death. Well we ain't walking around all day as dead Saddam's...and Guy don't like the diaper bit...so I'm lost!! EEKKS!!

Thoughts?? I wanna look HOTT, SEXY, and I want to be NOTICED!!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Miss USA and Donald Trump?

Anonymous said...

2 ideas.....

Jake & Ana....(with Guy as Jake POST Filthy/Gorgeous...wearing as LITTLE as possible)

Elvis & Priscilla....(you can toss for who plays who) ;)

Shelly said...

Oh Dear... I better think about this one. This is a serious dillemma. What outcome would you like to recieve from this event?

Uree said...

Libbey...good one!

Jake...Guy isnt hot enought to pull off Jake Shears LOL TRUST ME! And Im not where polished enought to pull of ANA.
And we discussed the Presleys...its still on the back burner.

Shells...I want to get some loverly attention from other festive sorts...I want people to be photographed with me. Its the only day of the year that I actually want to be an attention whore ;)

Uree said...

Another thought...

Guy as a NUN...me as a sexy schoolgirl with him on a dog collar and a sign on his back that reads "Jesus Loves Tits"

LOL hmmm...maybe???

Anonymous said...

@ Uree

I LOVE IT! And I demand pictures for the blog if you go that route!

Anonymous said...

I know iknow. You as Dolly Parton and Guy as one of your many gay fans! I want you to have the boobs and legs out. So wear as little as possible!

Uree said...

this is what guy said about the nun/schoolgirl thing:

Guy: "explain this idea, i dont get it."

Me: "Its kind alike a lesbian thing I guess."

Guy: "Im not a lesbian. Cant you cum up with a gay-guy kinda thing?"

LOL

so i guess thats a NO...hes so damn particular!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I don't know if this is TOO over the top but it will garner you much attention. How about Guy dresses up as Rev Ted Haggard with a sign that says "see I'm cured" and you dress up as Mrs. Haggard with a strap on? But then is that legal to wear a strap on in public? Or there children at the parades? This maybe too over the top.

Anonymous said...

ya'll could go as Edie Sedgwick and Andy Warhol

Anonymous said...

Hey...how about Melissa dresses up as a stingray, and I...perhaps a certain well known crocodile hunter...of course we would be connected by a barb of some type!

This is totally frustrating.. I cant think of anything...
however, I must give Libbey credit, i do like the Rev. Haggard idea.

HELP!

Anonymous said...

(sigh) OK. I guess I'll give up on the Guy as Jake idea. I was just trying to find ways to get Guy to wear as little as possible, for as long as possible. (mmmmm! LOL)

Uree said...

HAHAHA well he loves to strip down to his undies as soon as he walks in my door. DONCHA GUY? HeeHee :)

Shelly said...

JEESUS, how in the hell do you deal with that picky queen?

I swear, he's higher maintanence then Elton John!!!

You get the Patient Hag Award!!

sKILLz said...

Hmmmm off the top of my head?

Caesar & Cleopatra
Cheech and Chong
Thelma & Louise
Siegfried & Roy
Regis & Kelly
Peanut butter & Jelly
Peaches & cream

Uree said...

Kelly Rippa with Clay Aikens hand onher mouth??

Uree said...

were gonna be QUEENS. not sure im on board with this but we bought them so thats that.

Anonymous said...

Freddie Mercury & The Queen Of Hearts?

Victoria & Elizabeth?

or

Me & Elton John?

Uree said...

elizabethan and a wicked dead-like queen....ill post more info later :)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

SONNY & CHER, HELLO????

Anonymous said...

But YOU URIE as Sonny, (SO you can still remian anonymous in a mustache,.. and Guy as Cher. Can you get a lesbian to play chastity??? PEPPS? LOLOLOLOL (I know I know, but this is DRESS UP!)

Shelly said...

YEAH!!!!

I love Queens!

*lighten up Guy, She's jumping through hoops for you*

Praise your Hag, She loves you to pieces!