GUILTY PLEASURE

I have an admission to make. I'm not proud of it. But I feel as tho I must be honest. I am addicted to GIRLS NEXT DOOR.

I cannot seem to stop watching this show. Am I the only one? I cant be! I am mesmerized by these girls that live with THE HEF! First of all let me say this. I have never been a fan of the stripper-model look. Although the appearance is "perfection," I find it quite fake. BUT, these girls, as fake as they may appear, truly are kinda REAL, in their own fake-reality kinda way.

I mean looking at them, all I see is the fake teeth, the fake hair, the fake tits... BUT they are so kinda adorable? Can it be? No, it cant be that? Can it?

My favorite girl to watch is Kendra (left). Shes the wild child of the bunch. What did she want more than anything else for her birthday? A diamond encrusted GRILL...you know, for her teeth...thug girl style. Or as she puts it, "I'm a P-I-M-P." Kendra cracks me up with her insane personality, her off-the-wall sense of humor, and her obnoxious laugh.

Holly(right) is HEF's "#1". Yes, that's what shes called. She is his main girlfriend. She sleeps in his room. I guess this positioning gives her a bit more "clout." I don't know...Shes very "involved" with running things for HEF. I guess he is her "job?" Shes interesting...

Bridget (middle) is the last of the 3 girlfriends that live in the Playboy mansion. She is actually very REAL to me. I'm not sure why. Maybe its because her family actually goes to visit her. Although I was completely weirded out when she practiced her burlesque striptease in front of her dad...EEEWWW! But there is something about her that I enjoy. Could it be that I'm envious that she actually lives in oblivion? They say "ignorance is bliss." I wouldn't know anything about that. :P

As a group, these girls are "flawless" in appearance. They smile CONSTANTLY with so much white that you need sunglasses. They always seem happy. And they are always involved in projects that seem so...silly. Kinda like they are living the life that we would expect the dolls in the Its A Small World ride to be living when Disneyworld closes, and no one's around. Does that even make sense.

Anyway here's a clip if you've never seen the show...pay close attention to Kendra as she asks HEF about having a boner...the girl cracks me up!!! And watch their mouths when they speak...their teeth and that unbreakable smiley thing thats happening.

Tell me what you think...seen it? thoughts? admissions?