GOD AWEFUL

UPDATE: 2:07pm Sunday

Cell Phone lines are jammed. I cant even check my voicemail.

Marianne is a Po-Dunk town filled with people

who look like they just left church.

YIKES!

WEATHER FORECASTER

I'm safe in Marianna, Florida.

Thats all that really matters.

I'll be in touch.

From Me To You

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent

about things that matter."

~Martin Luther King Jr.

You matter. I matter. We matter.

I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!

SWEET SORROW

I know you feel THIS way...

BUT...YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

PARTY MONSTER

The saga known as

BOOOOOOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Heres a little story about what happens when

the coon-asses invade Hollywood.

Our first night on the town, we attended a hott lil party dedicated to GO-GO BOYS!!! And to my great shock and amazement, WHO should walk in the door?? MIKE BOOGIE from Big Brother 2 and Big Brother All Stars. Being the hyper, easily excitable, dedicated stalker that I am...lets just say, I tend to stop a room...or a cemetary depending on the day.

Jeez, you cant take us anywhere!

Here, Alexiss gives a grand reinactment for us to watch

over and over again into oblivion. WOOTS!!

James St. James interviewed him after I flipped out. Check it out on The Daily Freak Show.

FRIENDLY DIVORCE

A word of advice...

DRIED CUM WILL NEVER STICK LIKE GLUE!

So with that remember...