FEARFUL BRAVERY

PUT THE HOOCH BACK IN JAIL!!

HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS

I confess. I looked at the Britney crotch shots! I had to know once and for all if celebrity PUD looked any different from regular-girl PUD. Guess what? PUD is PUD!! Its ugly, misshaped, and soooo...unappealing. What do you hetero boys see in it? Never mind! I don't wanna know!

So anyway, I was kinda surprised that Brit Brit and Paris were actually hanging out. DO they have anything in common other than the fact that they both top my list of most annoying, undeserving, over-paid, talentless, blond bimbos in the world? Nope. Cant think of one thing, y'all. I give this friend-hook-up about 2 weeks.

On to other news: Brangelina has taken up a make shift home in New Orleans. Apparently Brad is filming a movie here. Don't ask! I will NOT be stalking these 2. Ten years ago YES! I would have calculated every move and found Brad OR Angie at any and all costs. I would have had bail money set aside in my quest. But you see times have changed.

Once upon a time. there was a beautiful, charming, thoughtful, well-mannered, grounded, SEXY mo-fo known as Brad Pitt. I would have done 10-30 years in Angola for him. I actually did my best to find him when he was filming Interview With The Vampire. But he was less known then and blended into the stench of my decadent city too easily. As time went on, he grew more popular, landing leading roles, earning more money, growing further and further away from the natural beauty that he had once been.

Around the same time that his fame was growing, there was a beautiful woman, an up-and-comer by the name of Angelina Jolie. She was stunning, controversial, talented, literate, and liked to make-out with her brother (which is kinda cool...in a weird fearless kinda way). Then she grew INSIDE. Growing inside is wonderful, don't get me wrong. But there has to be a limit. When you grow so much that you get preachy I have a problem. *coughs* Stephen Baldwin *coughs*

Then these two souls collided and molded themselves into BRANGELINA. God help the world! *Rolls eyes* I guess they are gonna lead the world to safety or something. As a couple, I find them nauseating. I cant be the only one. Can I? I joked with a friend last night that they are probably living in a FEMA trailer just for the experience...so they can be DOWN with the people! *vomits*

Here's where I get contradictory. Honestly, I hate that I'm so cynical about people that try to do good in this capacity. They have the money, the clout, the media spotlight, so why not? Shouldn't they do it? I guess. But do they have to be sooooo fucking annoying about it?? JEEZ!