CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD

Its Simon aka Mommy's Love.

Notice how she POSES!!!

STRAIGHT HOOK

QUIPS FROM TROY

"I could use these as cock rings...if my dick was smaller."

KEPT SECRET

12/09/2007

The day Uree's secret was posted!

RANDOM LOGIC

A Really Long List of Totally Random Things About Uree...

READ IT BITCHES!

I wish I was a gay man...ok just had to get that one out of the way.

I have difficulty trusting people.

I remember my dreams, which are in color, and I have been known to keep a dream journal in the past because I like trying to interpret my dreams.

I have no tattoos but have always wanted one!! I will one day.

As a child, I was deathly afraid of fire. I was convinced that our home would burn down while we were in it -so I was scared to be at home at night time —it was an awful time for me.

I think I'm a good cook, although I tend to cook the same things over and over again.

I don’t understand why Citizen Kane and his damn rose-bud were sooooooo fucking brilliant.

I have a brain tumor.

When the ice cream truck would come around my neighborhood I would always get either pineapple sherbet or a screwball.

I love my family intensely and I could never leave South LA b/c of them.

I tend to remain extremely private…almost to a fault.

I hate feet, they are horrid, keep them away!

I am fiercely loyal to my friends. And I will defend them to the death.

Although I consider myself to be a safe drive, I have a lead foot and do drive rather fast.

As a child I was either permanently attached to my skates or my big wheel. I once skated 12 hours for Jerry’s Kids. Hes my hero by the way!! LAAAAAADDDDYYY!!

When I was about 12 years old, a kid named Scott punched me square in the face cause I called him out on something—he didn’t like it too much.

OOOOO here’s a good one::: my stripper name would be Cocoa Goode (silent e).

My biggest pet peeve is people spitting in public,especially on the sidewalk—it's disgusting!!!

I love Horror movies. Especially psychological thriller types.

I usually look people in the eyes when I talk to them.

I cannot dance to save my life—and I'm quite envious of people that can cut a rug!

I’m incredibly tickelish—and I HATE it!! The only time I ever thought I was going to die was while being tickled.

I don’t do drugs—never have. Wish I did...but I still wont.

I believe that a series of events or circumstances cause certain intersections in time that become life defining moments in people’s lives---aka fate.

I buy alot of books but I tend to not read them---I just like to be surrounded by books.

Wanna see me melt?? Massage my hands!!

When I was a young tot my dad would rub my feet all the time. It was the only way he could get me to shut the hell up. I distinctly remember one night we were out at a restaurant and I was screaming my fool-head off about something so my dad took me to the car so everyone else could eat in peace. He took my shoes off, put both my feet in his hand, and commenced rubbing. I promptly shut up!

I speak to my dog in this voice that tends to annoy people but I don’t care b/c she knows I love her.

I believe that strawberry Icees are a pure slice of heaven.

I wanna be a dolphin when I grow up.

I'm afraid to lose people that are close to me.

I like to nap daily when I’m on vacation.

I don’t always know how to take a compliment.

I could eat mashed potatoes everyday for the rest of my life!

I tend to question peoples motives--part of that trust issue.

I absolutely love to people watch in various environments. My favorite is to go to a toy aisle and watch little Susie explain to Mommy why she absolutely HAS to have THAT toy. Kids can be quite entertaining at times.

Although I do eat some vegetables I sometimes think of myself as a meatatarian.

In my heart I truly believe that the cruelest form of retaliation is to ignore a friend.

I attended catholic school from K-12 then a Jesuit university. Faith has been a struggle for me especially over the past 10 years or so. I question things and have been left feeling kind of sad by my religion. I’m not a practicing Catholic, but I still believe that I have Faith in certain aspects of Catholicism.

I question whether or not I am capable of sharing half of myself with another person.

I value my independence.

I have some relatives that make my skin crawl.

I don’t care for swimming too much.

I think every house should have a porch with a swing and a rocker on it.

I once stole a toilet seat cover and toilet paper from Graceland. I just love Elvis!!

If I may sound cliche for a moment--the happiest place on earth is Disneyworld. Pluto is my favorite Disney character.

I trust my gut instincts.

The theme song for unsolved mysteries creeps me the fuck out.

I think Jerry Springer kills brain cells quicker than crack.

I don’t like to be touched when I’m sick, I don’t like my bed to be touched when I’m sick, I don’t like to be talked to when I’m sick.

And this one can be filed under TMI...When I vomit I put a towel over my eyes and nose and flush as quickly as possible--I cannot handle seeing vomit.

I prefer to be without shoes on my feet.

My lucky number is 4.

I have a birthmark that looks like a really small 3rd nipple just under my left breast.

I twirl my hair incessantly.

I have a tendency to pay my bills late b/c I hate dealing with them.

York bites are the best candy ever invented.

I’m afraid to go into bank lobbies.

I think manicures are torture---cutting out cuticles-OUCH!!! I had a really bad pedicure once so I’m biased—doctor visits, antibiotics, and toe nails growing off. EWWWW.

I don’t twist Oreos--I bite into them.

I know its gross--but when prevoked, I can out belch any frat boy on his worse drunken night.

I love the smell of rain.

I hate it when fuckers think its HOT to blast their fucking bass out of there car like it’s the best damn song on earth, when in actuality you cant hear the fucking song cause the bass is so damn loud you're forced to listen to your car rattle and shake.

I think I use cyber speak too much—LOL

I wish I was a musician—not in the fame sense, but in the ability to create songs thru an instrument.

High School was horrible for me---I think I was suicidal back then—but I never tried to kill myself—so maybe I wasn’t---see how confused I am about High School??

Speaking of High School—my guidance counselor is a constant source of motivation for me---When he asked me where I wanted to go to college and I told him Loyola, he laughed in my face then asked me to consider in "REALITY" where I would go. I just think of his face and somehow a fire is lit under my ass!!

I'm currently listening to Everybody Hurts by REM.

I secretly wish I was an alcoholic...they seem like they have way more fun.

I use to schedule my classes around my soap operas---I don’t watch them anymore---tooooo mind numbing!

I really LOVE to blog...when I have something to say.

SAFE SEX

Today is WORLD AIDS DAY WRAP YOUR WILLIES!!!!

POSITIVELY WRONG

UH-HEM...

What the fuck is THIS??

"The Ultimate Cheesy-Ballad Playlist
Journey's ''Don't Stop Believing.'' The most shameful part is that it's on my ''Super Duper Motivation'' playlist for the days I need inspiration to finish a run. —Karen"

Karen can EAT MY SHIT!! She obviously hasnt had Sammy Jo play Dont Stop Believin for HER!!!! CHUNT!!

BLISSFUL IGNORANCE

Because I love how naive I was in this moment...or stupid, I don't know which. And I'm choosing to remember the good times with the ASSHOLE!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

UPDATED 11/30/07

WOW post

HAPPY FREAK-MAS

I have some rather interesting news. I don't HATE Christmas anymore. I mean I don't LOVE it either but I'm not walking around like I just fucked the Grinch. Its an interesting feeling. I'm usually the Scroogy bitch all thru the holidays. But something is different this year. I'm not stressed out!! Alla-freaking-luiah. So anyway I EVEN BOUGHT AN X-MAS TREE!! Can you believe it? I havent put a tree up in probably 10 years. BUT, I couldn't resist. I saw this pink feather Christmas tree in the store the other day and it so reminded me of DRAG QUEEN VOMIT. You know what I mean...if a drag queen would vomit a Christmas tree THIS would be THE TREE! lol SO I was inspired and I decorated a FREAK SHOW tree.

Crazy? definitely But so cute!! The tree topper is a tiara. The bulbs are pink purple and green. The garland is made of purple beads...anal beads? hmmmm.... There are purple glittery pontsettais. And the best part are the Scarlett letter Fs. I adore my tree. And it also reminds me how badly I need therapy. So happy holidays everyone.

QUICK FIX

THIS is why I love this man so much!! I can listen to this shit all day long!! LMAO!!! SHELLY where the hell is the video from the Dallas reading? This might light a fire under your ass. WOOTS!

To see more videos visit the James St. James channel on WOWTV.

VICTIMLESS CRIME

SO I wanted to make this wonderful post about my traumatic experience in a parking garage the other day. A post complete with music to give the complete FEEL just for effect. SO let me set the stage...I was heading to my car which was on the third level of my favorite place on Earth, a parking garage. As I ascended the steps in the stairwell, I had a very uneasy feeling as I usually do in those types of places. I kept looking ahead, up and behind me. Everyone knows the Boogie Man likes to play in parking garages! And then I heard exactly what you never want to hear in this situation...FOOT STEPS. And then around the corner comes HIM! The Buffalo Bill look alike. You remember this guy right? "I'd fuck me." "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." "DON'T HURT MY DOG YOU BITCH!" Yeah THAT GUY!. So of course when I get out of the stair well I spend more time looking behind me than I do looking ahead of me as I walk to my car. And EVERYONE knows that when you look behind you that's when something happens. Well nothing happened but the whole time I could hear "Goodbye Horse" playing, and I could hear Precious barking at me as I screamed from inside the pit. Well, the song is on the play list I made.

Long story short...I couldn't remember how to make the one song widget so I had to make the long ass widget. Now I see how depressed I am.
These are prolly my all time favorite songs in life. If you only choose one to listen to, make it GOODBYE HORSES!

You may shower me with huggz and kisses now...or if you'd prefer to flick off Guy, Id take that too.

If the damn player doesnt work...try clicking here to listen or read my play list. Once on the page click on the green PLAY icon.

OLD NEWS

BIG BOPPER??

I think everyone knows I have this INSANE collection of teeny bopper magazines from the late 80's. Its quite a collection, Ill tell you that right now. I was on the hunt for THE CROTCH SHOT to end all crotch shots. I feel all dirrty now like one of those weirdos on the SS message board that literally talk about Jake Shear's crotch ALL DAY!! Anyhoo...Shelly does a phenomenal job of writing her Crotch Watch blog. SO on the search I went for that damn picture. Its a picture of Johnny Depp with his leg propped up on a motorcycle and his LENGTH is beyond massive. As a wee teeny bopper girl, I was down right mesmerized by the BULGE in his pants!!! OH-EM-GEE!!!

Well I couldn't find THE picture but I found this one which might be from the same photo shoot. The clothes look similar but he didn't have the head-band in the one I was looking for...

I laughed for hours as I turned the pages of these magazines. I felt compelled to package a few to send to James St. James. He will kackle like a school girl when he sees them!

What I found so interesting was the innocence of that time for those rising stars. Can you guess the celebs??It was PRE: boob jobs, boob reductions, anorexia, Parkinson's disease, convulsive deaths on the Viper Room floor, fame!! OH and it was all before the New Kids On The Block invasion. I still feel like THEY ruined teeny bopper magazines!

There' my find...my hidden treasure...my "secret in the closet."

LOCAL LONG DISTANCE

"Come on Baby Girl. Someone go get my phone so I can call 911 to get this mother fucker out of my way!"

BAHAHAHAHAHA

So the world is captivated by this THING called Britney Spears. Well here's an interesting tid-bit for you guys. I was at the nursing home last week and as I passed the TV room (you know the room with all the depressed, abandoned patients lined up in rows to watch TV as their life slips past them), and all the old folks were watching their daily dose of BRITNEY SPEARS UPDATE!!! I had to laugh at the surreality of it all. Even in Po-Dunk Louisiana, the lost souls from yesteryear HAVE TO KNOW how shes doing. *sighs*

So here you go...your daily fix. And its a DOOZY...the woman trying to help her get out of the parking lot cracked me UP!!! Enjoy!!

RESTLESS SLEEP

SAD SMILE

This is prolly the best way to let everyone know that my grandma passed this morning.

Rest in Peace sweet lady.

Ill be in touch at some point. Love you guys.

SAD CLOWN

I knicked this from Perez because

ITS SOOO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

JUST WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO!!!

BITTERSWEET

I NEVER thought it would be THIS HARD! Telling my students good-bye was the hardest thing I have EVER done in my entire life. I have been crying for 2 days straight. Looking into their eyes as I gave them the news was horrible. I cried...they cried...we hugged and shared tissues. I am heartbroken.

But I am a big believer in signs and on my way home today, amidst the tears and rain, I spotted 2 rainbows across the river. So something tells me everything will be OK.

I start my new job on Monday. Hopefully I'll have a smile to share by then.

ROCK OPERA

ACROSS THE UNIVERSEI went to see Across the Universe last night with a new dear friend, Alexiss. I have to admit I had no clue what the hell it was, who was in it, or why I was going to see this film. I am not a fan of musicals. I am not a Beatles fan. And I had not seen a trailer or heard any reviews. I feel so out of touch. But anyway, along I went.

SO GLAD THAT I DID!!!

One of the reasons that I had stopped going to movies is because films like THIS are rarely made anymore. This is one of the most ORIGINAL, most THRILLING, most EXCITING, most VISUALLY APPEALING films of our time. I was mesmerized by the amazing musical numbers which were BRILLIANTLY produced. AND there is a SEXY Brit in the movie!!!!!!!

The most shocking thing for me is that I LOVED the music. I was always an ELVIS girl before. I always said one could only love Elvis or The Beatles, but apparently there's enough love to go round for both. I have a new found respect for The Beatles...

Watch the trailer for Across The Universe here. Enjoy picking out some of your favorite stars *whispers* BONO!

SECRET RUMOR

POSTSECRET

is one of the most engenius, inspiring, and motivational ideas to come along in a really long time. Its my favorite part of Sundays. Heres a new video promoting the new book. Check it out.

HORRIBLY DECENT

Im glad Bret Michaels picked Jes on Rock of Love. There...I admit it. I watch Rock of Love. Its my latest guilty pleasure.

SOLO CONCERT

***LIVE***

So I went to see LIVE and Collective Soul at the Sugarmill Friday night. Where to begin?

We arrived after 8:00 and Collective Soul was already on stage. I didn't really care cause I was there for LIVE. I am not a fan of Collective Soul but I can tolerate their music on the radio...when nothing else is playing. BUT, it was their chance to win me over. And they blew it. Their lead singer, Ed Roland, is very awkward on stage. I couldn't connect with him at all. His gestures and movements were...odd. AND he spit on stage TWICE! If you know me, you know that public spitting is one of my major pet peeves! So I snagged this pic from one of his fans cause I couldn't be arsed to waste my memory to get one of my own. All I have to say is that hes lucky everyone else in his band are HOTT ASS BITCHES. Cause I would not have given them more than half a song otherwise.

Then as their stage was being torn down, Troy and I made our way to about 5th row. We waited anxiously for Ed Kowalczyk to come out!! Oh and the band too, of course! THEY WERE FUCKING AMAZING!! I knew they would be. They played everything I wanted to hear except Turn My Head. I just wanted to hear ED sing "drunk on your juices" in front of my very own eyes. My pictures are for crap so I snagged pics from a performance they did a few nights ago.
After the show I wanted to get a pic form a roadie. Just my luck someone threw a handful right over me. I hit the ground and pulled one from a HOOCH that thought she was gonna get laid by the drummer...WOOTS!! Then a really sweet kid shyly tapped me on the back and said, "There's a pic in your shirt." AWE!! I asked him to dig it out lol. I wanted to let him have it cause he was adorable but I needed to take care of my sweetie pie Troy. SO I thanked him as I took it from him. YAY!!

Big Thanks to the hardcore fans who posted pics that I stole! You are GREAT! WOOTS!!

And I have added a few songs in case you Brits have no idea what band Im talking about...Turn My head is up first. Scroll thru and listen.

EDUCATED GUESS

I have to get something off of my chest...and its not my tits so don't get excited!
I have just had the hardest week of my teaching career and I have HAD IT UP TO HERE!!

If you ever thought you wanted to be a teacher...YOU DON'T!
If you ever thought you would impact young lives...YOU WONT!

Teaching is a career that is on a sinking ship to NO WHERE!
Let me tell you why...

Long gone are the days of a classroom filled with kids who...
KNOW HOW TO LISTEN!
Long gone are the days of a classroom filled with kids who...
KNOW HOW TO SIT STILL!
Long gone are the days of a classroom filled with kids who...
KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW A DIRECTION!
Long gone are the days of a classroom filled with kids who...
WANT TO LEARN!
And long gone are the days when...
PARENTS respected the teacher!

Classrooms are filled with kids who are the product of parents who have replaced "common respect and decency training" with "defensive attitudes and excuses training."

I am FED UP with parents who make excuses for their kids because they don't want to accept the truth. I am FED UP with parents who cant seem to ever believe that their spawn of Satan is anything less than an angel. I am FED UP with parents who refuse to believe that their child is capable of lying!

I think parents should be required to substitute in their child's class for ONE DAY so they can see what really goes on...
I think parents should be FINED every time their child has to be suspended...
I think parents SHOULD PARENT instead of working to make their kids LIKE them...

Message to parents...

YOUR CHILD'S TEACHER IS NOT WORKING AGAINST YOU!!!!!! If he/she says your child is a dipshit then YOUR CHILD IS A DIPSHIT!!!!!! ACCEPT IT and try to fix the problem!!!!! Teachers have NO REASON, NOTHING TO GAIN by telling you this information. We don't get raises if we torment parents!!!! Do you think WE LIKE to have these conversations with you?? I assure WE LOATH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PARENT YOUR CHILD!!!!

VIRTUAL REALITY

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Love you dear. <3

FLAT BREASTED

Updates on Uree's Life

• Yes I'm alive. Ive just been so busy with work related issues that I am a walking zombie who is apparently brain dead by the time I get home. Its not a fun place to be in my early 30s ill tell you that right now!
  
• I interviewed for that new job. And although I really have the NEED to leave the classroom for my own sanity I do have feelings of guilt for leaving my students. I know my kids. I can handle them. Yes I'm stressed beyond belief but they are MY kids. I don't want to leave them to someone else. I don't trust anyone else to sit on my class bully so he doesn't terrorize my special needs students. I don't trust anyone else to document every detail of my schizo's day. I don't trust anyone else to be compassionate to the fact that my largest student is the biggest baby in the class...and his speech is so horrible he sounds like he has created a new language that only HE understands. I don't trust anyone else to tend to my soft hearted little ones that need a hug to get thru the day. I don't trust anyone else to educate my blank slates that are human sponges and begging to learn. Is it safe to say I have trust issues?


• Last weekend was Southern Decadence! OMG we had so much fucking fun!! Here's the list of characters that drove or flew in for the madness: Guy, Crystal, Alexiss, Jonathan & Henry, Troy. I cant even begin to express my glee over that weekend. So hold on to your britches for Mardi Gras people...that was only a sip of whats coming next. The pics follow... And of course I have uploaded my personal pics to my private myspace for my friends. Oh and BTW...Dylan Vox was a no show.

thanks for pics alexiss

TRAUMATIC BONDING

I had typed up a long reflection of the past two years of my "post-Katrina" life.

Then I deleted it.

Ive reflected yet again...and I still ache for the same thing.

GUY!

That's all I want back.

ROCK MUSIC

Last night I went to see

PAT BENATAR

live at the House of Blues.

It was fucking AMAZING!!! I had sooooo much fun!! That woman can still put on a great show. We danced our asses off and sang till we had no voices left. And this morning, I could barely walk cause apparently I'm getting old or something...

The highlights:

• she played all her hits: Opened with...Shadows of the Night, Heartbreaker, We Live for Love, Hit Me with Your Best Shot, We Belong, Invincible (which she dedicated to the city of New Orleans), Hell is for Children, Promises in the Dark... etc, Closed with Love Is A Battlefield.


• Her husband is a sexy fucker!! DUDE!! But he does seem to try to overshadow her on stage. I thought it was a bit much...but apparently she strokes his ego and allows it.


• I got a pic and I collected one smile from the sexy husband :)
  
  


• I met new fags! I loved them. Olin, Patrick, and Mark. Patrick was my sidekick for the night. He kept me laughing. Listen to the story of the tattoo on the back of his neck. He wanted the word FIERCE on his neck in Japanese lettering. So he gets the tatt. Few years later meets a Japanese guy. His tatt says "WHAT?" lmao

BATTLE READY

This is THE WORST acting I have EVER seen in my life!!!

And its a REALITY show!!

Yes...its THE TWO COREYS.

God what was I ever thinking? Brings new meaning to "young and dumb." I take solice in knowing that I was one of a legion of drooling seduced teen fans. I will now say a prayer in thanks on every teens behalf that WE EVENTUALLY ALL GROW THE FUCK UP!

PRETTY UGLY

Maybe the question should have been

"Why do you think 5% of Americans cant form a sentence?"

(thanks Perez)

So today I offer up the Moron Award to idiotic beauty pageant contestants!

FAIL SAFE

I ventured to Best Buy today with my utterly humerous friend Toni Marie. While I was there the heavens rained boxes ON ME!

Watch Toni recall the event...


Now watch Toni re-enact the idiot manager's response...


So today I offer the MORON AWARD to BEST BUY!

DEVILISH ANGEL

OMG I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! Its my mommy...

ANA MATRONIC!

WISE FOOL

FINALLY!! I am in the right frame of mind to express my GLEE over my weekend in Dallas with all of my friends and James St. James. Where to start?? It was a weekend that superseded my wildest expectations. I never thought in a million years this weekend would top my Scissor Sister journey...BUT IT DID!!

I think the thing that struck me the most was watching the JSJ ideology in action. You know what I'm talking about right? We've all heard the quotes a million and one times.

"Don't dream it, BE IT."
"If you have a hunchback, THROW A LITTLE GLITTER ON IT honey and go dancing."

Watching THAT unfold in front of my eyes really made an impression on me. And doesn't it make sooo much sense?? Our mantra for the weekend was "Fuck it we'll NEVER see these people again!" And so we lived it.
We had the time of our lives. A nonstop party from the time we got there, till the time we left. I had even forgotten that my car broke down 8 minutes into our journey. I didn't care...I was having too much fun.

SO what were the highlights?

• I met cyber friends that I have known for years...they are now flesh friends, with strong cyber ties. :) I love you Shelly, Alexis, and Crystal.


• I was given a JSJ injection that was AMAZING and came at just the right time.


• I got my picture with SAMMY JO's back!!!! *breathe uree*


• I met "people" that I suspected were cunts...and guess what? My gut is still undefeated.


• I realized that I need to find a way to lead a more FUN life. Life is too short to be miserable.

And before I end, I am compelled to share how delightful and gracious James is. He is a class act! Buy FREAK SHOW!!!

SADLY BEAUTIFUL

Sorry I haven't blogged yet about my fabulous weekend in Dallas. Since I have been home, Ive been very pre-occupied with my dear granny who is refusing to depart her shell of a body. Although my mother never shielded me from death and I took my morbid interest in death a bit further by studying "death and dying" in college, I have never actually watched someone go thru the process of dying. Its been a roller coaster of emotions. I am blessed to have been with her when the priest read her "Last Rites." It is to be the final shared moment between us. It was a perfect triangle of the priest, my granny, and myself. No one else will know the BEAUTY of that moment. It was the first time in 11 years that I have prayed.
My wish for her is to depart to a place where she will be free to do the things that she loves the most, the things she has been unable to do for so many years. She will be able to WALK again. She will be able to EAT again, the food she loved so dearly. She will be able to DRINK a cold glass of ice water. She will be able to HEAR again. And most importantly she will be able to SEE, HUG, HOLD, KISS the person she has longed to be with for 33 years...my grandfather. So let go sweet woman. Run to your new home. Enjoy every second of every moment. And promise to greet me when it is my turn. Have a fresh pot of white beans ready so we can catch up...when the time is right.

FAN FATALE: PART DEUX

HERE I GO!!!

If you can come DO SO!! If you cant, so sorry! :(

Biggest Goal for this trip: Get a picture with Sammy Jo's back!!!
Full report when I return home!!!!

ADULT CHILDREN

COME TO MY PARTY!!

So I'm sure most of you know that I'm co-promoting a book signing and party in honor of James St James on July 21st. The book signing is from 6:00-8:00pm at the Barnes & Noble in Arlington, TX. Then follow the caravan of FREAKS to the party at MINC in Dallas, TX...its just a hop skip and jump away so come on down!! Also appearing at MINC will be Richie Rich, Cazwell and possibly Amanda Lepore!!

*****SAMMY JO IS DJING!!!! OMG!!!!!!! *****
GABE, we can tug on Jame's coat sleeve together!!! CAN YOU? CAN YOU?

DELICIOUS TORMENT

All I have to say is... If this guy was really involved, why wasn't the bomb a fake? You may be dead dear but you just earned the
MORON AWARD!

DOMESTIC BLISS

BIG BROTHER IS BACK!!!

ALLA-FRICKIN-LUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I admit it freely. I am totally and utterly, freakishly addicted to Big Brother. BB is the true reason that I get excited about July fourth weekend [BB always starts near that time.] SO its back and I have the feeds up and I'm sitting here like the lifeless troll that I secretly am I guess. But so far here's the scoop on some of the house guests.

DUSTIN is my favorite!! I LOVE HIM!! You guys know me and my gays...well hes the hott one that isn't annoying. Hes so sweet, thoughtful, seemingly intelligent, and soooo HOTTT!! All I can say for him is that I question his taste in men because his ex-boyfriend is also in the house.

JOE is Dustin's ex and Joe is the complete opposite of Dustin. Hes annoying, pretentious, slightly funny [at times]. But the biggest reason I have him on my Yuck List is because when he realized that Dustin would be in the house, he immediately, rudely announced to all the other house guests, OMG, MY EX-DUSTIN IS HERE! HE GAVE ME GONORRHEA!! Although I admit it was funny and created gay-drama early on, it shows me his true character.

Watch it here...
But they may be playing things smart. Watch the ex lovers do a BB dance to establish how to navigate their way thru the game. Will they flirt heavily all summer? Or will they continue to completely hate each other? Time will tell...


NICK is the hotttt closet case. I am convinced without a doubt that he too is gay. He listed Legends of the Fall as one of his favorite movies for Christ sake! I'm willing to bet he has Hedwig in his collection as well. I will really enjoy watching things unfold for him in this house. You be the judge...Watch Hottie Gay Dustin rubbing Hottie "Straight" Nick's back in the sun. YUMMY!!!

So do the math! That makes 3....count em 3 gay boys for me to watch all season long on BB8.

More to come...

Ive also added BB links to the side bar if you're interested.

PERFECT MISFIT

Today, Friday, July 6, 2007, JAMES ST. JAMES will be on Ring My Bell for a stellar 24 hour marathon! If your curious about ANYTHING, if you want to tell him how brilliant Freak Show is, if you want to dish about your favorite reality TV shows, if you want to reminisce about the good ole days, if you want to ask him what hes wearing...CALL HIM!

Most importantly DON'T LET HIM FALL ASLEEP!!

It all starts at 10:00 am Pacific, Noon Central, 1:00 Eastern and 6:00 pm UK.

Watch it all LIVE here!

The number to call is 323-603-6312.

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

If anyone has an wiki-experience with creating new articles on wikipedia please let me know. I'm having wiki-issues navigating their bullshit wiki-guidelines and getting a wiki-license to upload a pic. They are wiki-insane with their wiki-lingo and wiki-mumbojumbo.

WHO WROTE ALL THAT WIKI-SHIT ANYWAY??

SAD SMILE

"If friends disappoint you over and over, that's in large part your own fault. Once someone has shown a tendency to be self-centered, you need to recognize that and take care of yourself; people aren't going to change simply because you want them to."

-Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine

DEATH BENEFIT

My latest addiction is quite...ODD! I cant explain it really. How is it possible that a self professed fag-hag, a Scissor Sister groupie, a James St. James freak, a...a...a oh fuck it! How can I be addicted to THE DEADLIEST CATCH??? Hmmmm??? Someone better explain this to me!! I get great satisfaction watching them pull up the pots, especially when they are full of crab! Its a RUSH!!! Tell me you love this show too??

STUPID GENIUS

I'M SO DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!! LOL

SO IT COMES TO PASS...I award my own country the USA the

MORON AWARD!

SWEET SORROW

iPOD SHUFFLE

If the celebs can play, so can I. Here are the first 10 songs to pop up on my iPOD on random shuffle.

1. Run Away--LIVE
2. Possum Kingdom--TOADIES
3. What You Need--INXS
4. We Didn't Start The Fire--BILLY JOEL
5. Whats The Frequency Kenneth--REM
6. Closer--NINE INCH NAILS
7. Appreciate Me--AMUKA
8. You Think You re A Man--FULL FRONTAL
9. Invincible--PAT BENETAR
10. When You Were Mine--CYNDI LAUPER

OH wow no Scissor Sisters popped up LOL. OK So here's the song that keeps playing over and over again in my brain right now for some reason. So Cruel--U2