TRAUMATIC BONDING

I had typed up a long reflection of the past two years of my "post-Katrina" life.

Then I deleted it.

Ive reflected yet again...and I still ache for the same thing.

GUY!

That's all I want back.

ROCK MUSIC

Last night I went to see

PAT BENATAR

live at the House of Blues.

It was fucking AMAZING!!! I had sooooo much fun!! That woman can still put on a great show. We danced our asses off and sang till we had no voices left. And this morning, I could barely walk cause apparently I'm getting old or something...

The highlights:

• she played all her hits: Opened with...Shadows of the Night, Heartbreaker, We Live for Love, Hit Me with Your Best Shot, We Belong, Invincible (which she dedicated to the city of New Orleans), Hell is for Children, Promises in the Dark... etc, Closed with Love Is A Battlefield.


• Her husband is a sexy fucker!! DUDE!! But he does seem to try to overshadow her on stage. I thought it was a bit much...but apparently she strokes his ego and allows it.


• I got a pic and I collected one smile from the sexy husband :)
  
  


• I met new fags! I loved them. Olin, Patrick, and Mark. Patrick was my sidekick for the night. He kept me laughing. Listen to the story of the tattoo on the back of his neck. He wanted the word FIERCE on his neck in Japanese lettering. So he gets the tatt. Few years later meets a Japanese guy. His tatt says "WHAT?" lmao

BATTLE READY

This is THE WORST acting I have EVER seen in my life!!!

And its a REALITY show!!

Yes...its THE TWO COREYS.

God what was I ever thinking? Brings new meaning to "young and dumb." I take solice in knowing that I was one of a legion of drooling seduced teen fans. I will now say a prayer in thanks on every teens behalf that WE EVENTUALLY ALL GROW THE FUCK UP!

PRETTY UGLY

Maybe the question should have been

"Why do you think 5% of Americans cant form a sentence?"

(thanks Perez)

So today I offer up the Moron Award to idiotic beauty pageant contestants!

FAIL SAFE

I ventured to Best Buy today with my utterly humerous friend Toni Marie. While I was there the heavens rained boxes ON ME!

Watch Toni recall the event...


Now watch Toni re-enact the idiot manager's response...


So today I offer the MORON AWARD to BEST BUY!

DEVILISH ANGEL

OMG I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! Its my mommy...

ANA MATRONIC!

WISE FOOL

FINALLY!! I am in the right frame of mind to express my GLEE over my weekend in Dallas with all of my friends and James St. James. Where to start?? It was a weekend that superseded my wildest expectations. I never thought in a million years this weekend would top my Scissor Sister journey...BUT IT DID!!

I think the thing that struck me the most was watching the JSJ ideology in action. You know what I'm talking about right? We've all heard the quotes a million and one times.

"Don't dream it, BE IT."
"If you have a hunchback, THROW A LITTLE GLITTER ON IT honey and go dancing."

Watching THAT unfold in front of my eyes really made an impression on me. And doesn't it make sooo much sense?? Our mantra for the weekend was "Fuck it we'll NEVER see these people again!" And so we lived it.
We had the time of our lives. A nonstop party from the time we got there, till the time we left. I had even forgotten that my car broke down 8 minutes into our journey. I didn't care...I was having too much fun.

SO what were the highlights?

• I met cyber friends that I have known for years...they are now flesh friends, with strong cyber ties. :) I love you Shelly, Alexis, and Crystal.


• I was given a JSJ injection that was AMAZING and came at just the right time.


• I got my picture with SAMMY JO's back!!!! *breathe uree*


• I met "people" that I suspected were cunts...and guess what? My gut is still undefeated.


• I realized that I need to find a way to lead a more FUN life. Life is too short to be miserable.

And before I end, I am compelled to share how delightful and gracious James is. He is a class act! Buy FREAK SHOW!!!