Head Fuck

Cant. Get. It. Out. Of. My. Head.

OHHH MYYYY GOOOOOD

LOVE IT!!! I guess Im slowly climbing out of blogger obscurity. Just took an oober sexy video to do it. WOOTS!

SECRET RUMOR

I not-so-secretly wish this was my postsecret.

GRAPHIC LANGUAGE

LADIES AND GENTS,

This message was left on my myspace magnet panel. Can I just say

I LAUGHED MY GAY LOVING ASS OFF!!!!

Do I really create such panic in the minds of in-bred freaks that

they feel the need to bash me when they don't even know me?

Apparently! *giggles*

The only response I have to Ms. Toronto is

MARRIAGE IS NOT MANDATORY!

Oh and...

GAY MEN DON'T SMELL NASTY!!

FRESH FRUIT

UPDATE: 8:58 WEDNESDAY

We are going home on Saturday. Seems like a lifetime away.

And because we need to laugh our way thru the tears...

Tonight at dinner, my nephew ate a huge bowl of fruit, as he ALWAYS does.

I was so amazed at how much fruit I had seen him eat while evacuated that I commented, "YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO A FRUIT!" My brother didnt miss a beat when he replied, "If ANYONE would know THAT, it would be YOU!"

GOD AWEFUL

UPDATE: 2:07pm Sunday

Cell Phone lines are jammed. I cant even check my voicemail.

Marianne is a Po-Dunk town filled with people

who look like they just left church.

YIKES!

WEATHER FORECASTER

I'm safe in Marianna, Florida.

Thats all that really matters.

I'll be in touch.

From Me To You

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent

about things that matter."

~Martin Luther King Jr.

You matter. I matter. We matter.

I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!

SWEET SORROW

I know you feel THIS way...

BUT...YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

PARTY MONSTER

The saga known as

BOOOOOOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Heres a little story about what happens when

the coon-asses invade Hollywood.

Our first night on the town, we attended a hott lil party dedicated to GO-GO BOYS!!! And to my great shock and amazement, WHO should walk in the door?? MIKE BOOGIE from Big Brother 2 and Big Brother All Stars. Being the hyper, easily excitable, dedicated stalker that I am...lets just say, I tend to stop a room...or a cemetary depending on the day.

Jeez, you cant take us anywhere!

Here, Alexiss gives a grand reinactment for us to watch

over and over again into oblivion. WOOTS!!

James St. James interviewed him after I flipped out. Check it out on The Daily Freak Show.

FRIENDLY DIVORCE

A word of advice...

DRIED CUM WILL NEVER STICK LIKE GLUE!

So with that remember...

WAITING PATIENTLY

STILL WAITING...

CONSISTENT UNCERTAINTIES

You'll never know how I feel.

STRAIGHT HOOK

No one and I mean NO ONE wants to be a gay boy more than ME!!

But this confuses me.

I have never once thought that being a lesbian would make me feel closer to my dream.

HUH...

stolen from PostSecret

Harmless Sin

ACT NATURALLY

OK OK..Ive been very lazy since Mardi Gras has ended. But I have a ton of scrapbooking to do. So heres some videos I shot. I wish I had taken more video but oh well...Relive it and laugh people! HAHAHAHA

ENERGETIC EXHAUSTION

OMG OMG OMG Im alive. Ill be blogging SOON. So dont abandon the Moron. I just really need some sleep...

To wet your pallet...

REAL FANTASY

Ever want to see a gay Brit suck head?

I will be reporting back in a few days with all the horrid details.

SADLY FUNNY

The BEST Year-In-Review I have seen!!! Gotta love Jib Jab!!

SOCIAL OUTCAST

4 days into the new year and I am nominating

K-Fed as Father of the Year!!

Look how he's protecting the wee tots. I think I'm in love!

And on a more asinine note...I think I want to be a paparazzo. It looks like they have way too much fun. AND I CAN DRIVE CRAZIER THAN THAT!! I would have made it around K-Fed!! BOOYAH!