SECRET RUMOR

I not-so-secretly wish this was my postsecret.

GRAPHIC LANGUAGE

LADIES AND GENTS,

This message was left on my myspace magnet panel. Can I just say

I LAUGHED MY GAY LOVING ASS OFF!!!!

Do I really create such panic in the minds of in-bred freaks that

they feel the need to bash me when they don't even know me?

Apparently! *giggles*

The only response I have to Ms. Toronto is

MARRIAGE IS NOT MANDATORY!

Oh and...

GAY MEN DON'T SMELL NASTY!!